Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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