Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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