Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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