I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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