Can Purell be used as lube?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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