Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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