ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
