the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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