what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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