is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope mine doesn't look like that
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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