Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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