And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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