Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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