I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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