i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Couch. On fire.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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