walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
