Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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