i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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