you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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