she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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