He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
