I love black thongs
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
