Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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