Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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