I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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