it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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