Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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