i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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