So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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