I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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