I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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