This girl is more easily done than said...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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