You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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