Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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