dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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