I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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