on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He passed out mid-signature
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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