So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I faked an abortion last night.
are you so shy because you have an std?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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