Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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