I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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