We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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