i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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