and you said cock pushups were impossible
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Randomize
