I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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