4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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