Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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