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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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