So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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