sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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