ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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