I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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