question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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